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Black 28 oz shaker bottle printed with STOP BEING A PUSSY in white type above a bearded face

Myoflo · 28 oz shaker · Loud line

Performance Bottle

Stop Being a Pussy

$14.99+ $4.95 flat shipping per order

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The pep talk your training partner would give you, printed so he doesn’t have to. Not for the faint of heart. Definitely not for HR.

Drops December 152d 18h 59m 04s

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  • 28 oz
  • See-through smoke-black body, BPA-free
  • Leak-proof flip lid with a carry handle
  • Shaker ball drops in at the press of a button
  • Scale in ml and oz up the back
  • Top-rack dishwasher safe
  • Printed to last
Shipping

Flat $4.95 on every order, however many bottles are in it. Orders leave Tampa, FL within 3 business days and ship within the United States.

Returns

All sales are final, so there are no returns or exchanges. If your bottle arrives damaged or misprinted, or it’s not the one you ordered, email myoflowshaker@gmail.com with your order number and a photo and we’ll send a replacement, free.

The bottle

28 oz. A see-through, smoke-black body, BPA-free, with a scale in ml and oz up the back. The lid has a leak-proof flip cap and a carry handle, and it holds the shaker ball: press the button on top and the ball drops into the bottle. Top-rack dishwasher safe.

The print

Printed straight onto the bottle, and printed to last.

Click. Drop. Shake.

The shaker ball rides in the lid until you want it. Press the button on top and it drops into the bottle.

The ball is in the lid.

The lineup

The other four.

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